Yes we… Cain’t: Scandal and arrogance make Cain unfit for GOP nomination

Herman Cain's sexual harassment accusers are multiplying as quickly as his positive poll numbers are diminishing. When trying to win the Republican Party presidential nomination, it's probably best not to have your unwanted sexual advances and the Fibonacci Sequence mentioned in the same breath.

Cain's wife Gloria recently said in an interview with Fox News' Greta Van Susteren that "he totally respects women. I'm thinking he would totally have to have a split personality to do the things that were said." Sybil, meet Herman. Herman, you've met Sharon Bialek. She's one of four women who claim to have been sexually harassed by you. You claimed you had never even met the woman. Her ex-boyfriend, Dr. Victor Jay Zuckerman, just said at a press conference on Monday that they met you in 1997 at a fundraiser. Did they meet Herman or one of the people living in Herman's head?

That's FOUR women who've accused Cain of stepping way over the line when he was head of the National Restaurant Association in the late ‘90s. Two of Cain's accusers received cash payments that equated to a year's salary. Does that "9-9-9" plan have a special deduction for taxes on out of court settlements?

Cain recently had a "pause" of extended and stomach churning proportions when discussing Libya to the editorial board of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Would that he had "paused" before awkwardly running his hand up Ms. Bialek's skirt and pulling her head towards his crotch whilst uttering the words "you want a job don't you?"

Maybe Mr. Cain's run for President was merely a publicity ploy to attract attention to his "motivational" speeches and books. Perhaps he never saw himself becoming a front-runner and merely wanted to make a few dollars. It seems fairly naïve to think that a scandal like this wouldn't be discovered in this day and age.

Speaking about Bialek's lawyer Gloria Allred on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show recently, Cain said "I can't think of anything I would hire her to do." He also referred to former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi as "Princess Nancy" during a debate in Michigan last week. Who is handling his crisis management, Charlie Sheen? One can only imagine how many cigarettes his campaign manager Mark Block must have choked back in the past week.

A wise man and holder of the office that Cain aspires to once said, "Fool me once-shame on-shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again." Mr. Cain, you can't fool the electorate four times.

Cain's shown an arrogance and abuse of power that makes him unfit for the highest office in the land.

Ironically enough, as Cain's numbers fall, Newt Gingrich's numbers rise. Can anyone think of anything in Gingrich's past that might cause quite a stir upon further investigation? Quick, what's the number for Godfather's Pizza?

This whole thing is about to get really interesting.