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February 2012

Student Thinks Giving Away Valentines Will Finally Get Him Laid

On the surface it seems that DePaul freshman Nathan Foley has caught the Valentine's spirit. He spent this past weekend creating handmade Valentine's cards that will surely make his Monroe Hall neighbors go "awww." But there is a not so pure motivation behind his actions.

October 2011

No One Impressed that Student Wears Suit to Class

Mathew Rodgers, a freshman at DePaul University, is known by his peers as the asshole that wears suits to class. Rodgers understands that some of his classmates may not like the fact that he wears a three piece suit every day, but he fully believes that it impresses his professors.

Midterm Midlife Crises Plague Campus

The second week of October marks a highly stressful time at DePaul. Midterm exams have left students drained, frustrated, and mentally exhausted. Erratic behavior has been noticed around all around campus in what can only be described as a Midterm Life Crisis.

September 2011

Highly Uncoordinated Student Mistaken for Drunkard

If you can't swipe your ID card, an ambulance is called. This is DePaul University's policy for intoxicated students. Unfortunately for student Isaac Shaw, swiping an ID card is not as easy as it may seem.

Facebook Introduces New(er) Features

In the wake of a very unpopular layout change, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg made some exciting announcements about the future of the social networking site on Wednesday.

Young Republican Society Members Sit in Sadness at Student Involvement Fair

Sunday's student involvement fair marked the exciting beginning of the school year for all but one club at DePaul University. Of the thousand students that showed up to find groups they are interested in, only three stopped by the Young Republican Society booth.

How to Eat a Balanced-ish Diet Without Leaving Your Dorm Room

Through some self-experimentation I have come up with a solution that will allow anyone to get pretty much all the nutritional value you need from the simple care package foods you have right in your dorm room.